🐾💥 The 5 Most Embarrassing Dog Habits (And the One Thing That Might Be Causing Them All)

Cosmo Canker Powder
May 28
3 min read

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And yes, #2 will have you gag-laughing in public.

Let’s face it — our dogs are cute, loyal, lovable… and sometimes downright mortifying.

From public humping to head-flinging ear spasms, they keep us humble. But what if some of their grossest, most awkward behaviors weren’t just “quirks” — but red flags that something’s actually wrong?

Let’s dive into the top 5 shame-inducing dog habits and reveal the secret weapon pet owners everywhere are swearing by:

Cosmo Canker Ear Mite Drops — a 100% natural, UK-made remedy that’s changing lives (and smells).

1. 🍑 The Butt Drag of Doom

You’ve just mopped the floor. It’s clean. Glorious. And here comes Sir Scoots-a-Lot, doing the “anal gland cha-cha” across your kitchen.

WHY THEY DO IT:

Yes, it could be glands — but also itching from mites, yeast, or canker in the ears or rear folds.

REAL TALK:

If they’re also shaking their head like a wet gremlin, the issue might start in the ears. Cosmo Canker Drops can help clear out mites, reduce yeast, and stop the scratch-n-scoot cycle.

2. 👂 The Ear-Slapping Olympics (aka “The Sound of Shame”)

In the dead of night, you hear it… flap-flap-flap-FLAP… as if your dog is trying to summon spirits with their ears.

WHY THEY DO IT:

This is ear mite country, baby. Or yeast. Or an undiagnosed infection brewing like moldy soup.

FIX IT FAST:

📦 Enter: Cosmo Canker Blaster Drops (5ml)

These pet ear drops are 100% organic, vet-approved, and loved by pet parents across the UK. They obliterate mites, soothe itching, and end the embarrassing ear-flap symphony once and for all.

3. 🍆 The Hump Heard Around the World

In front of grandma. During a work Zoom. On your new white duvet.

WHY THEY DO IT:

It’s not always hormonal — humping can signal itchy skin, anxiety, or frustration. And guess what? Ear discomfort is one of the most overlooked triggers.

SOLUTION:

Stop the madness at the source. Clear the ears, calm the dog. Cosmo Drops = less itching, less humping, more dignity.

4. 💩 The Poop-Eater’s Club (yes, it’s real)

There’s nothing like watching your dog lovingly feast on another animal’s “snack pack” in the park.

WHY THEY DO IT:

Some dogs eat poop due to stress, boredom… or gut and ear imbalances from unchecked yeast. Yes, ear issues can contribute to weird cravings. Science is wild.

STOP THE CYCLE:

Clear the yeast. Kick the cravings. Cosmo Canker Drops handle yeast at the source — before it ends up on your carpet.

5. 🧀 Eau de Dog — That Funky, Cheesy Stink

You’ve bathed them. Changed their diet. Lit every candle in the house… but your dog still smells like a forgotten panini in the backseat of a hot car.

WHY THEY DO IT:

If their ears smell like old nachos, it’s probably yeast. And no, Febreze won’t cut it.

THE ONLY FIX THAT WORKS:

Cosmo Canker Drops are formulated to destroy yeast, mites, and bad odour at the root. Your dog will smell like a clean, huggable cloud instead of a moldy quesadilla.

⭐ BONUS: This One’s on Humans

We once had a guy leave a 1-star review because he used Cosmo Canker Drops on himself and “they didn’t work.”

💀 Sir. It says “For PETS ONLY” in red, bold, capital letters.

So here’s the rule:

If you bark, meow, or chase your own tail — this is for you. If not, consult your doctor (and your life choices).

✅ What Makes Cosmo Canker Drops Go Viral?

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