Because let’s face it: owning a dog isn’t a hobby. It’s a full-time emotional commitment, financial disaster, and lifestyle choice — like having a toddler that eats furniture and judges your life choices.

1. You have 4 types of dog shampoo

… and your own is a 99p Tesco Value bottle from 2021.

The dog’s coat glistens like a show pony. Yours? Smells faintly like toast.

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2. Your dog eats steamed broccoli and salmon

You eat toast. Over the bin. While Googling “is risotto okay for dogs?”

3. Your camera roll is 97% blurry photos of your dog doing nothing.

Bonus points if at least one of them is their ear after applying Canker Blaster Ear Drops.

4. You’ve cancelled plans because your dog looked sad.

You’re not going out if those ears are even slightly itchy. Priorities.

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5. You say “mummy’s home!

” and your neighbours think you’ve had a baby.

Nope. Just a 6kg fur-covered drama queen with a yeast infection.

6. You spell out words like W-A-L-K, V-E-T, and now E-A-R D-R-O-P-S because your dog is smarter than your ex.

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7. Your shopping history looks like a pet detective’s shopping list.

Treats, tear stain remover, dog bum wipes… and one frantic order of Canker Powder because you saw a weird rash.

8. You’ve whispered, “I love you so much” to your dog more times than to any human.

And let’s be real: your dog deserves it more.

9. You’ve explained your dog’s

rescue backstory to strangers like it’s an Oscar-winning drama.

Include the plot twist where Cosmo Ear Drops saved her from daily head shaking.

10. You’d physically fight a stranger online over ear mites.

You now say things like “Not all ear drops are created equal.”

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11. Your dog has a skincare routine. You use leftover moisturiser samples from 2019.

But hey — her ears are yeast-free.

12. You bought your dog a memory foam bed.

Meanwhile, your mattress sounds like a broken trampoline and smells like debt.

13. You refer to yourself as “mummy.”

And you’ve shouted, “Get off the sofa with that powder on your face!”

(Yes, it was Cosmo Tear Stain Powder).

14. You once skipped a hair appointment to monitor an ear itch that vanished in 6 minutes.

But you’re glad you had Canker Powder on standby — just in case it escalated.

15. You own 5 lint rollers and still look like a Yeti.

You’re no longer sure what your actual clothes look like. But your dog? Looks like a royal.

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